h-?

I have a white cotton t-shirt that says, in plain black letters,

SNOWBOARDING
MAKES ME HAPPY
It’s kind of an unsual shirt for me because it’s so direct; I usually gravitate towards irony (“bowling sucks”) or double entendres (“knotty pine karaoke lounge”) that are funny only to me.

Today I was wearing the shirt more as an afterthought; it was my last clean t-shirt on the last day of my vacation. I wore it to the beach, to lunch with my family, and finally, the airport. As I sat down on the plane, I saw in the reflection of the TV screen on the seat in front of me that, with my zip-up hoodie partially obstructing my shirt, it said
OWBOAR
KES ME H
At once I understood why I received some intrigued glances from some of the younger gentlemen in the gate area.

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