ode to a fudge brownie cookie stick

Oh, Tastykake 100-calorie cookie stick, you caught my eye with your shaws card special beckoning from the shelf, and I took you up on your offer of “New look, same great taste!” Even though you do contain high fructose corn syrup, and you look a little like a turd when fully unwrapped, I can’t help topping off a meal with you once in a while, with your low-cal goodness cloaked in surprisingly rich chocolate taste. You’re kind of like that brownie at the party that I know came from a mix but was made with care nonetheless (and perhaps some extra chocolate chips). I am so smitten, I may rename myself Tastykate.

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